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I’m going out the back for a smoke:

Play a game

Watch a video

Use the laptop.

I’m up the road at 32s

Play a game

Watch a video

Use the laptop.

I’m out with mates

Play a game

Watch a video

Use the laptop.

I met someone:

Play a game

Watch a video

Use the laptop.

We’re in town, txt you!

Play a game

Watch a video

Use the laptop.

In time, you learn:

You play a shitty game

Watch a shitty video

On a shitty laptop

You turn on the gas

Txt her back –

You forgot yr. lighter,

‘ B-A-N-G’

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